Everyday Situations, Starring Curtis and Simon in "Nasty Smells!"
Do you smell that?
No.
You really don't smell that sh- *sniffs*
It ain't me, smells like B.O.
Uhh, well- I mean-
What do you mean, Simon?
Did you shower today? Yeah.
Oh okay. And I thought that would be good enough.
You thought it would be good enough, you mean in place of deoderant.
Yeah, I mean I'm not doing any physical activity so- NOOO
NO, NO, it's not about that.
That doesn't matter, I'm suffering over here.
Like, I smell your nasty-ass stench,
and it's all because you didn't put on deoderant.
as a human male, who sweats, perspirates even just sitting there,
just gives off a smell.
and I don't- what do you mean "giving off a smell"? You farted halfway through that conversation and then tried to play it off like you didn't!
"What am I talking about" I heard you fart and you tried to talk over it hoping I didn't hear it.
Okay, a fart is gone in an instant, yours lasts forever.
I don't know, it sounded a little wet there at the end.
How dare you?
Dude, you shit your pants.
*Immaturity*