well recently crowned Miss America
mallerie Hagen is being criticized after
pageant officials have uncovered
shocking details from her sorted future
according to sources the former Miss New
York will eventually become a bitter
middle-aged woman pathetically clinging
to her past glory in addition officials
have obtained racy nude photos that will
be taken by a future boyfriend along
with recordings of her inevitable and
embarrassing attempt at a musical career
a Miss America president and CEO art
McMaster told reporters quote drug ition
and shoplifting are not in line with the
ideals of the Miss America Pageant when
we crowned Miss Hagen we were unaware of
these forthcoming problems that we set
in motion officials say if Hagen is
stripped of her title Miss South
Carolina Ally Rogers will be crowned in
her place and will assume the role until
she eventually sells her crown for $50
on eBay in order to buy a
pistol