the game doesn't work very well on pc
i mean really bethesda had a great plan
put some dog [ __ ] anti-piracy in here so
that way it runs horribly on pc to make
people want to play on ps5 so you buy it
twice like me like a [ __ ] idiot
good for them good strategy
and i need a bethesda account what an
absolute slap in the face
you just hurry up already
man i'm really taking this like a champ
gets stabbed in the chest of the machete
and he just says well that's not good
shucks
this is gonna be rough man i haven't
played a shooter in so long on
controller
i think the last time i did it was when
we went through halo five
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let's [ __ ] go this poor guy
is he taking a piss or just hanging out
i can't tell
baby
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oh he's straight wow he is [ __ ]
pissing hard
is there wieners in this game
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show me your [ __ ]
thanks my sir
no [ __ ]
immersion ruined
i'm going for a big play
okay
there's fall damage luckily this guy's
deaf
love to see it we like that
no no no no no just the wind
did you see me you think
i think he's doing to me
oh my god it feels so weird to play a
shooter on a controller
oh can i hack this guy
oh i just died
i don't know if i was hacking the guy or
like hacking his equipment
oh that happened that [ __ ] happened
okay okay i'm alive i'm here
oh my god the speedrun strat's kind of
nutty
my movement is nuts
so clean
okay listen to me i guess i could just
shoot them but i thought i could maybe
do something a little more stylish
maybe
i have a plan
nope i missed
uh that's not bad i'll take it don't
take it i'm feeling like dishonored
right now uh hello hello
i'm in the library whatever you do
too late [ __ ] don't ever tell me what
not to do ever again
oh you always fall for the same old [ __ ]
just once please can you try try your
hardest to make this interesting
postcard dumbass you wrote it on the
blackberry postcard you understand okay
i'm gonna draw you now no wait the
[ __ ] jesus christ
there's a lot to process here
so there's a lot of me's
to be some mush
oh he's pretty happy about it yeah we
[ __ ] did it baby he didn't get
murdered that time let's go
thank you thank you yeah yeah
maybe if i press this enough times i'll
get like some kind of crazy golden
ticket to a chocolate factory or
something important
there has to be a reason why i can push
this
nope
just a
bunch of [ __ ]
balls i guess
what are these
oh i see
i bet if i press this enough to break
every machine something incredible
happens like i spawned the raid boss
todd howard himself comes out here
protecting the gumballs
i think this is the last gumball machine
let's see
okay they've just all right
well [ __ ] me i guess it was a cool idea
oh there's three more hold on this is
the problem
speed run
goddammit
not really getting a whole lot of uh
style going here
you'll never break the loop oh jesus
did i get her oh outplayed idiot
let's see
[ __ ]
oh wait were these just oh those weren't
bad yet no he had a gun he was
definitely a bad guy
100 no no that was a good call
oh play wow who the [ __ ] is this
king midas
is that dude just made out of gold
it's pretty stylish
i like it
this game played too similar to
dishonored i mean it feels a lot like
dishonored right now
kinda
not that that's a bad thing i like
dishonored
you want something cool i'm gonna try
and emulate that dishonored speedrunner
guy who does cool [ __ ] ready
oh that went backwards
okay
pretty cool not bad
let's try that one more time
big play inbound this should hit him i
think
okay immediately took fall damage
and it missed
okay
it was worth a try
nope oh
run it back let's go
okay i can try this play again ready
this one's for your mother
that should hit him
if he had stayed in that location it
actually would have hit him
tragic
oh what a what a strategy
is that silent oh yeah [ __ ] idiot
didn't hear the bones breaking
oh god i'm stuck
yeah i've watched me place it and
decided just to die for it
okay
no style with any of that and i feel bad
no choice though
wasn't my call to make
look at that play
big brain
oh there's someone else the riddler i
didn't even see them
jesus christ
there's so many enemies
wanting something big brain oh god wait
i didn't mean to do this
not big brain at all very small brain
but [ __ ] you anyway
big brain ready
okay good looking good
oh played god the master of self-drive
oh god
oh and they'll never see me again too
swift
well let's [ __ ] go
the little loop-de-doop oh my god
they're still here
oh this is a lot of reading
nice now i'm caught up i got to take a
[ __ ]
wait oh my god wait was that more
oh god
did you see me
idiot
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well now they're all going to come i bet
but look at this out play
they're all going upstairs except for
this guy
but soon they will be there
nope that didn't work
they were not upstairs
oh god
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oh my god it wouldn't let me place it
oh boy
well unlucky
can't help but feel like if i could have
placed that grenade i would have been
fine
but just wait what what just killed me
did one of the fireworks hit me
oof
this is not going too well
but i like to stay loud
so we run it back we go again
let's do main missions for now
let's [ __ ] go oh
oh magical yeah [ __ ] it piece of [ __ ]
okay that'll do it they really fooled me
with that one that didn't look that deep
running back at least i get to try this
again
ah
uh
okay
i'm stuck
unlucky
i've looped
beyond
this realm [ __ ] man
let me out
nope there we go there we go squeezed
out
oh you can just like go straight oh i
can go in and out now that i've
uncrouched
i wonder hold on
[ __ ]
okay okay
all right they didn't hear that
how about this next to the stage
oh my god what the [ __ ] all right uh
maybe they didn't hear that
barely clip the car there
i'm going for it
wish me luck the hopes and dreams of
young men and women live on within me
[ __ ] yeah i actually made it that time
okay they're a little confused over here
that's good
i will take that
this is really risky but i'm not a [ __ ]
slide cancel into double jump
oh my god i'm such a [ __ ] hero
literally an inspiration
what a triumph
this is good for gamers everywhere
charles has done it again
well that didn't go nearly as far as i
thought it would
i threw that like it was in slow motion
holy [ __ ]
how much do these grenades weigh 200
pounds
it's like throwing a medicine ball
yeah the motion blur is actually kind of
upsetting to me as well it's making my
stomach a little upset
i just don't understand why games have
to happen but
it's such a [ __ ] eyesore
yeah between the fov and the motion blur
it's kind of [ __ ] awful
the game's good but i just mean like uh
traversing since movement's pretty fast
it like actually is giving me a little
headache
can't turn it off already tried this is
a console game man
well it's on pc too but it doesn't
really work on all right
let's [ __ ] somebody up
time to ruin someone's game black reef
this is juliana blake
everyone get ready for the worst
multiplayer in the last 10 years i can't
imagine it being bad what do you mean
you just shoot another player in their
game
right
this is also the grossest looking
croissant i've ever seen what the [ __ ]
is this
[ __ ] croissant
god damn
okay
time to ruin someone's game
you paid 60 dollars just to have me come
in here and drop my wiener on your chin
sorry nerds
this wait time is absolutely abominable
oh my god
yeah this is to find a single other
player in the multiplayer universe here
how long have we been waiting it's been
over five minutes now
christ the loop's gonna close on its own
every other gamer's going to die of old
age by the time i'm finally in
this doesn't have cross play so that
means you have to wait for someone else
to the ps5 who has this game
oh and i just found that sucker right
now
let's go
took a long time but let's really let it
ride and have fun
well we'll have fun i'm gonna make sure
this guy has a miserable time
is someone hooked up to a heart monitor
or something what's going on all right
let's go
all right i'm ready to get wild
i'm gonna treat this like an actual
esport
yeah that ought to fool him
he'll think to himself what what's this
what's this gamer doing just standing
out in the open what an idiot
same time gotcha
outplayed all right that didn't feel
good i'll be honest
i feel just dirty okay
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this is very silly
you're right the machete is kind of
[ __ ] busted
where do you attack it from
what
juliana sends her love
that guy was very sneaky and it just
didn't work i one shot him
he is screaming right now he just woke
his parents up
he is shaking his fists in the air
all right the machete is absolutely
busted holy [ __ ]
he is regretting buying that ps5 from
the scalper that's for damn sure
i just need perks that help with my
weapon or taking less damage
yeah [ __ ] the weapons i just need the
machete
i just i'm i don't really feel super
good about this let me try not using the
machete this time
where's he at
oh hey i killed him
he's having a rough go of it
gotcha
yeah baby
poor rorschach
shotgun seems pretty [ __ ] busted
yucky
uh i will say the multiplayer's kind of
dog ass right now it's not
like super great i like the idea
conceptually
but
in practice it's not that great
i like the it's a dark souls pvp thing
you get to invade other players worlds
and you engage in pvp but unlike dark
souls pvp it's not super fun right now
like isn't that horrible what's
serviceable
i like the idea that you level up and
get like other perks and other weapons
and [ __ ] but
it's not that great
is this the way
yeah
god ai's really [ __ ] dumb
good reflexes let's go
oh my god that's unlucky
ah it must have been the wind you
already forgot
okay
all right that's how we [ __ ] do it
good man
i will get this
though rejoice raiders here it comes
it just
okay every action cancels it
i see the problem now
oh my god
so we'll go in the other order
they finally decided to move luckily
activated my proximity mind killing me
and him genius genius that's how we do
it
what the [ __ ] is going on jesus what is
happening
my grenade just stopped in midair
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what just happened
thanks to the resub cheese
well unlucky
what what is hitting me for holy [ __ ]
who's got the bazooka
holy [ __ ]
whoever the [ __ ] has that gun i want it
it does so much damage i just get too
shot by it
movement looks so jank in this game
it feels a bit stiff
like the sliding feels kind of slow
and overall just a little kind of like
it makes you feel like you're huge
but not in like a cool way thanks to
prime dara
ai's pretty dumb the ai is pretty
[ __ ] dumb they do a lot of damage
though so when they do see you and just
start mindlessly shooting it does a lot
of damage
but they're overall pretty [ __ ]
stupid
oh god
okay oh
[ __ ] came at her like jason voorhees
poor lady
oh that might have been a bad call
i didn't realize how many were still
here
big stink on that one
what i'm stuck oh
my god
so much
damage holy [ __ ] need to huff on copium
okay
he had a [ __ ] he had a bomb vest on
unlucky
oh also you need to hire some better
muscle this guy just watch me run down
and catch you
kind of [ __ ] that guy up though
charlie got
annihilated oh what a play
um
i am an actual inspiration to gamers
everywhere holy [ __ ] what a play
and i'm out
oh i got invaded
that's a first
oh my god
what a play what a play
i didn't look at all right
damn door
i can't believe it just happened
i for some reason i didn't jump
oh
i got bored and left
i was playing too slow for them i guess
well that was easy what that was
that was the boss
i'm
well this couldn't be
worse
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it just got worse
oh my god things that didn't get subs
acquainted how the [ __ ] do i get back
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what the [ __ ]
so many of them just like explode on
impact
that's a tough room
oh my god i'm getting shot from behind
okay another thing i really hate is the
grenade throwing it's so bad
throwing a grenade feels awful genuinely
awful
we're gone
okay good ai love it
unlucky but man look how easily i
cruised through this
right until now where i die
never mind
actually [ __ ] dodged it and now i
killed myself on my own venom never mind
i'm too swift
[ __ ] missed it
what is going on
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jesus give me the hell
oh my god i'm just getting stuck on
everything holy [ __ ]
thanks theresa blitz