Had my laptop brought to the hospital just for today, so I made a quick Billy Mays filler.  Can't wait to get the hell out of here...

Here's the transcript, just for the hell of it:
IT HAPPENS:  YOU RIP A GIANT FART RIGHT IN YOUR MOM'S FACE.  AND I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT SOME SMALL TOOT, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT A REAL STORM-FORCE LOAD THAT SMELLS LIKE A REAL LIVE SKUNK, AND IT'S SO STRONG YOU KILL MOM IN NO TIME.  NOW THAT'S SUPER STRONG FART.

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